I've been visiting the Grand Canyon, and Vegas is a convenient international airport (I despise the city itself, and I'm not going to waste anyone's time describing why - more than enough column inches have been filled on that subject by better writers than I). So here, without any further preamble, are a few photos.
A fake gondola on a fake canal in a fake Venice (at least the fake gondolier knows how to sing).
Luxor seen from the departure lounge.
Who says Americans are bad at languages? Look how seamlessly they use French in the Paris resort!